September 16, 2014

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

(via oki-doki-loki)

September 16, 2014
fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

(Source: memewhore, via rucaknex)

September 16, 2014

anotherjourneybytrain:

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.

(via tessahandswebmemrm)

September 16, 2014

florizer:

if my life was a movie, obviously it would be a porn movie, because i just get fucked up

(via jenniaceworldcw)

September 16, 2014
folieadamn:

i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up

folieadamn:

i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up

(Source: mattzhealy, via lokiplusthorequalthorki)

September 15, 2014

rebelliousmom:

manhatingfeminist:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

real talk

(Source: manhatinglesbian, via hiddleston-stole-my-ovaries)

September 15, 2014
cumbercheekstoner:

Benedict, STOP!

cumbercheekstoner:

Benedict, STOP!

(via consulting-detective-with-a-box)

September 15, 2014

nilincartierwellsfuyutsukifanfic:

songofages:

This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?”

And later the director confirmed it.

DeBlois revealed that, the reason Gobber never got married, is because he is homosexual. This makes him the first homosexual character of the franchise, and even DreamWorks itself.

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(Source: starrdork, via rucbarwhovian)

September 15, 2014

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

(via lokiplusthorequalthorki)

September 15, 2014

microcomets:

microcomets:

sometimes I let my dog sleep on my bed and sometimes when I try to go to sleep i open my eyes and she’s just smiling at me like the biggest fuckin idiot, like I’m the best thing since sliced bread, and god I just really love my dog

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(via lokilover69)

September 14, 2014
It really frustrates me when I see Fifty Shades of Grey in like the popular spots in bookstores

nox-the-mockingjay-out-and:

raisingriptide:

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This is the BEST post ever

(via whoopdefuckingdo)

September 14, 2014
jeffreestar:

Let the light in… ✨🌟💜💗

jeffreestar:

Let the light in… ✨🌟💜💗

September 14, 2014

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

(via lokilover69)

September 14, 2014
starscream-and-hutch:

Every time I look at it, I just think to myself: “What can’t that Centaur woman do? Besides ride an escalator and drive a car.”

starscream-and-hutch:

Every time I look at it, I just think to myself: “What can’t that Centaur woman do? Besides ride an escalator and drive a car.”

(via theangelswerecasd)

September 14, 2014
starscream-and-hutch:

Every time I look at it, I just think to myself: “What can’t that Centaur woman do? Besides ride an escalator and drive a car.”

starscream-and-hutch:

Every time I look at it, I just think to myself: “What can’t that Centaur woman do? Besides ride an escalator and drive a car.”

(via theangelswerecasd)