October 13, 2014

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal, via tittyy--sprinkl3s)

October 13, 2014

jensens14thfreckle:

[x]

(via lokis-deducting-angel)

October 13, 2014

Then Aragorn wondered, for she had seemed of no greater age than he, who had lived yet no more than a score of years in Middle-earth. But Arwen looked in his eyes and said: “Do not wonder! For the children of Elrond have the life of the Eldar.” ‘Then Aragorn was abashed, for he saw the elven-light in her eyes and the wisdom of many days; yet from that hour he loved Arwen Undómiel daughter of Elrond.

(Source: pelennors, via thranduilthegreat)

October 12, 2014

cassywinchestertheangel:

cobalt-fallen-angel:

consulting-cannibal:

based on this chat post

i just—

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I will never get tired of this comic. Not now, Not ever.

This is the comic that I have been waiting for all my life

(via sherlocklivesmeanswatsonlives)

October 12, 2014
"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

Put two bullets in the hero’s head when you capture them instead of expaining your whole evil plan and then there won’t be time for the side kick to come along and save them and stop you all at once. 

(via thelifeofamelvin)

WHY DID ANYONE THINK SHOOTING TWO GUNS AT ONCE WAS A THING.  YOU HAVE TWO HANDS.  NOT TWO ATTENTION SPANS.

(via sherlocklivesmeanswatsonlives)

(via sherlocklivesmeanswatsonlives)

October 12, 2014
pedalg:

sango-hentaitenshi:

necktie-nyxeth:

longleggedgit:


r-dart:


Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.


oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up


gpoy

I can’t tell you how accurate this is

the one with the eyeballs, that’s me in every single situation, every single waking second, even when petting my adorable kitty. it’s maddening.

pedalg:

sango-hentaitenshi:

necktie-nyxeth:

longleggedgit:

r-dart:

Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.

oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up

gpoy

I can’t tell you how accurate this is

the one with the eyeballs, that’s me in every single situation, every single waking second, even when petting my adorable kitty. it’s maddening.

(via princess-teepteep)

October 12, 2014

loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

(via hiddles-in-wonderland)

October 12, 2014
fandom-lair:

wedrinkmoriartea:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective


BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING


i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

fandom-lair:

wedrinkmoriartea:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

(Source: loadedsword, via hiddlestonedlokid)

October 11, 2014
You Cannot Rest Here

cacklefrendly:

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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(via playerauditore)

October 11, 2014

teamfreekickass:

illbeholdingontoyou:

Hello fellow people of Tumblr. Yesterday, in downtown Vancouver, Canada a statue of Satan with an erect penis was found downtown. The city had it removed later that day. However, many people in our city would like to have it put back in its rightful place. This statue is simply a piece of art that should be admired. Although it is controversial, I think it should remain. Children need to stop being so sheltered. Allowing youngsters to be exposed to controversial content at a young age allows them to form opinions. It stops these same topics from later becoming taboo. Yes, the statue has an erection. But penises are just a natural part of the human body. Half of us have them.

If you would like to read more about the statue and see more pictures, you can do that here: http://www.straight.com/blogra/724646/satan-statue-porn-star-penis-taken-down-city-vancouver

And if you would like to sign this petition, it would be greatly appreciated:https://www.change.org/p/the-city-of-vancouver-bring-the-giant-satan-with-an-erection-statue-back-to-east-vancouver?recruiter=115318175&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=share_facebook_responsive

PLEASE REBLOG THIS!

I like the idea, but take a look at that penis. That’s not even close to correct. If we are teaching kids with this, are we teaching them completely wrong information? I would say it was good if it was more of a statement but this seems like a down right prank, especially in such a public place.

The art gallery of Vancouver is offering to display the statue. Maybe the museum would be a much more agreeable place for this expression. 

(via firebreathingeli)

October 11, 2014

thestudentprincesss:

oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven

(via bbcjunkie)

October 11, 2014

trippingonjlaw:

Are we not going to discuss this

(via little-memories-marching-on)

October 11, 2014

kingdomcas:

girls don’t want boys. girls want Misha Collins in the 200th.

(via theangelswerecasd)

October 10, 2014

meladoodle:

gruesome-gluttony:

meladoodle:

helensdevastation:

meladoodle:

Hey guys, this is a really important video and I’d love your support. Recently I saw a picture on facebook of this dude trying to be reunited with someone he had a small connection with. I went through something similar, and if anyone has any information that could help me track him down that would be great.

Any information if you could send an email to mysterysoulmateman@gmail.com that would be fantastic. 

Do it for the love, help spread my message around, reblog if you can! Hopefully he’ll see it, fingers crossed!

I laughed so hard omg

Is my love life a joke to you??????

I lost it

I lost my heart, hahaha well.. rather it was stolen! Lol! I’m so alone 

(via awkwardvagina)

October 10, 2014

robothugscomic:

New Comic!

Pronouns, right? Super weird little lexical referents. 

My site moved to a new host, so everything should be better now! Everything -  my site, my comic, my life, my cats, my cooking, my sex. Everything. 

(via hiddlestonedlokid)